In an interview on BBC Radio 1 Thursday, Styles put all of those baby mama rumors to rest before they even got a chance to fully stir. "It started out as a joke, now it’s one of my favorite songs," the singer said about "Kiwi." "It’s one of the first ones I wrote for the album, when I was getting out a lot of energy. I hadn’t written in a long time and this is what came out of it."
So, there you have it: "Kiwi" is purely fiction, and that comes straight from the horse's mouth. It sounds like the One Direction-er took a page from Michael Jackson's Thriller, and hand-delivered fans his version of "Billie Jean."